Signs

When I was single, I toyed with the idea of becoming trained to teach English as a second language and traveling to far off lands. As evidenced in the article on signs which I caught on aol news this morning, other countries would do well to hire such teachers for their public works department. And as you can see from the last 2, our public employees could benefit from a brusher course too! There were some that made me laugh out loud and I could not catch my breath. We all could use a belly laugh like that once in awhile. Here are my favorites (in no particular order):


1. When carrying a parasol please be careful to get in the way of other people around you.

2. Slip carefully

3. Don't jumping in elevator. If you do, it's gonna be stop. And you must be locked up.

4. Total Life Shop- COMA

5. A Nice Electric Shock

6. Stop receiving visitors 8:30-4:00

7. Deformed Man Lavatory

8. To take notice of safe the slippery are very crafty.

9. Shicken

10. Quickly Fix the Camera

11. Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.

12. The market is crowded with lots of trucks, special vehicles, and people. Be careful not to be injured all the time please.

13. Wastern park
projection room
cripple way

14. Born to be chicken

15. This area is infested by bear (with a cartoon bear on sign)

16. Relic protected No scratch

And the domestic misspelled signs:

17. SHCOOL

18. SOTP